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w is not a vowel

— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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had to draw the new qt. click top pic for full view!

super hoping he’s a desert baby like a lotta folks are theorizing.

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Anonymous said:
JESUS CHRIST WHY DID YOU PUT A WHOLE LESSON IN THE TAGS

CUZ WHY NOT YEAH. NOW YOU’RE A LITTLE BIT SMARTER WOOHOO.

tbh I really don’t know lol

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sonria:

Las ilusiones ópticas pueden ser erróneas a veces

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mememaster:

are you kidding me